So, I have a NoButt. It's pretty much just a straight line from my back to my thighs. It's a little bit sad. I've gotten teased for this my whole life, and growing up I was even known to use my bony NoButt as a weapon for stabbing these teasers while I ran and jumped on their lap (*cough*DAD*Brothers*cough*)
I grew up accepting my NoButt and living the NoButt lifestyle, so when I was in high school and some random guy pinched my butt as I walked by, I was COMPLETELY shocked. Not because that's disrespectful and just stupid that he would actually do that, but because he thought there was something THERE to pinch!! I was so stunned that some guy would actually do that to ME and my no bum. Is it weird I was a tiny bit flattered by it? Someone thought I had a butt!! Whoo hoo!!!
Though nothing like that has ever happened again to reinforce this theory of maybe having a bum, there is a place where I know I definitely would be considered as having some Junk in my Trunk. And that place would be my actual trunk. Of my car. I don't mess around there. And I'm not shy about showing it off.
That's right. This month's peep please with my virturalbiffiefriend,
Jes @ Two Smuppies, is taking place anywhere in our cars. Our glorious victor of last month's peep,
Alissa @ Gracesless Lady, chose this peep for us and I can't deny I'm pretty excited to start doing my virtual booty dance and flaunting my junk in my trunk for alllllll to see...
Cue music:
♬♩I don't think you're ready for this jelly... ♫♪
1. Cardboard sign/Valentine for Conan Obrien when we went on his show... in February. Forgot it was still in my trunk. Conan pointed at us and said "hey" because of our sign. Totally worth saving forver, right?
2. Two blankets and three towels. I use these puppies all the time when we go to a park or the beach. And then I may or may not throw them back in the trunk and forget to wash them. So they may or may not be covered in sand and little twigs and a little dirt...
3. Mine and John's Temple bags. Because we're super holy like that.
4. John's jacket, cleats, and baseball glove. He had a game the other day. Didn't know he left them in my trunk. Good to know. Thanks Peep, Please.
5. A grocery bag trunk organizer. That I got for free from my job when I lived in Utah 2 years ago. That I've never ever used.
6. Ice scraper. For all the snow that piles up on my car. In Utah. 2 years ago.
7. Emergency Backpack and first aid kit that won't fit in the backpack. Because one needs to be prepared for when the Zombie Apocolypse happens. And my granola bars and water bottles and change of clothes will definitely save me from being eaten by them. Definitely.
8. Empty gas can. Because I've heard that people sometimes run out of gas. And when one runs out of gas, it's handy to have a gas can for the cop, neighbor, boyfriend, dad, etc to take to a gas station and fill it up and come back and rescue you with... Not that I would know... I've just heard...
9. Jumper Cables and mini tool kit. Because I've heard that people sometimes kill their cars and need to be jumped. I've heard... that's why I carry these around. So I can help those OTHER poor souls out...
10. Sunshade for my windshield. I don't know where it came from. And I've never ever used it. Maybe it came with my car when I bought it? hmm...
(And can I just add that I loved tossing the contents of my trunk out on the grass and taking pictures of it while my neighbor played with his dog 10 feet away from me while giving me weird looks? Loved it. Just the price you pay when you've got junk in your trunk! Guys are gonna stare. Haters be hatin'.)
♩♪♬♪♫♩♫ Annnnd cut! That's a wrap!
So I am really enjoying these Peep Please thingies because not only is it super awesome
judging people getting to know people better by peeping at the contents of their trunk, but also because I'm not one who willfully cleans on her own very often, and these peeps have made me clean and organize my purse and my trunk. Bring it on, World.
So you wanna join in on the booty shaking junk in your trunk (or car) dance party with me, Jes, Alissa, and Beyonce, do you?
do a blog post showcasing your goods,
link up that post below so we can come peep,
grab a button,
and we will pick a winner out of the bootylicious link ups next week!
The winner will be picking where our next nosy encounter will be taking place, and essentially making me clean and organize something else. I love/hate it. Awesome. Oh, and thanks for letting my flaunt my junk today. Hopefully you weren't tempted to reach out and give it a little pinch.
(Look at that booty. And don't let my sweater fool you, either. It's just baggy and bunching up there. That's not actual bum material.)
I'd completely understand if you did, because that HAS happend to me before. Totally happened. To
me. ;)
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Annnnnnd NOOOOWWW.... the moment we've all been waiting for.... Pass me the envelope, please.
The
winner that random.org deemed worthy isss.......
Tennille @ Live.Laugh.Love! Seriously guys... her Peep Please is pure inspiration. We should all aspire to have
cars we can eat off the floor of, too... Go check out "Sophia." It really is a beautiful thing to behold.